Day 4/365 – Pain, Puppies and a lot of Porn

Asides from the lame title which made me laugh more than I should have, today’s been up and down. I have had a none stop stomach pain and hot sweats and nausea all day – I’m not sure if it’s my UC or a tummy bug or god knows what, but I really want it to stop so I can get on with shit 😂.

All I could think about was getting home today was to see my little fur baby and see her excited little face to cheer me up however the minute I got in, she ignored me. She’s spent the whole evening so far under my bed or whinging when I try to cuddle her which sums her up in a whole. But now I’m home, I’m glad to be in bed in my comfiest clothes and relaxing after a very long week!

The office was full of laughs today though which does make the day go a lot faster. We had Caitlin in an excitable mood as she’s off to London this weekend, Dani making a “I’d shag my step-brother if he was peng” comment and lots and lots of porn being watched. A new project at work is based around the porn industry therefore lots of research needs to be done and I’m not joking when I say there are some extreme people out there. I like to think I’m quite on trend and up to date with a lot of current themes however some of the things I’ve seen on Twitter and Pornhub have actually left me speechless – how do people take porn so seriously with some of the storylines and positions they’re watching others be bent into like a bloody pretzel?!

The perk to having all this sex talk in the office is that we are all insanely comfortable around each other and mature enough to not laugh (too hard) at some of the words and topics we have to discuss (I won’t mention them as I know my mum and dad will be reading this…) but it’s safe to say I’m not as well educated in certain areas as I thought I was. This being said, we are a very open office where you could say literally anything and you would not be faced with any judgement at all. We respect each other and are happy to learn the cringe dark truths in our lives.

I also planned to go out for a little boogie and a drink, however the inner 50 year old in me said “no, stay in bed and watch Crystal Maze and Chicken Little and be asleep by 10pm” and it’d be rude not to listen to her, right?

Lulabelle, XO.

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